Throne.app

Simplified satirical portrait of Jensen Huang with swept-back silver-grey hair, thin rectangular glasses and a friendly smile, wearing a black leather jacket and an unmarked silver cooling-fin crown.
Illustration · an imagined kingdom

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Every GPU kingdom needs a crown. And fans louder than its cooling system.

The court has a volume problem.

An imagined GPU court schedules a quiet demo. The fan club requests an encore.

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cheer.vol

Characters mapped from the supplied illustration’s luminance. Volume 0/10.

audience participation

Give the court a cheer. Make the fins jealous.

Turn the dial. Wake the court.

Royal encores 0

crown.obj

Cooling-fin crown. The fins pump with the cheer.

the_court.doc

court gossip

A quiet demo was planned. Then the fans arrived.

An imagined court. An unreasonable amount of applause.

  1. A modest agenda

    One demo. A little applause. A very optimistic plan for a kingdom built around GPUs.

  2. Enter the fan club

    The front row starts a cheer. The back row files a request for a bigger front row.

  3. Royal noise complaint

    The cooling system has submitted a formal request to be heard.

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court.tv

Satirical editorial illustration of Jensen Huang in a black leather jacket and silver cooling-fin crown, framed by platinum fins and emerald light in an imagined GPU kingdom. Illustration: Holding court in the kingdom of cool. $FANDEMON Illustration: Royal maintenance gets hands-on. $FANDEMON Illustration: Even the royal gardens need airflow. $FANDEMON Illustration: The fan club wins the volume contest. $FANDEMON Illustration: A royal cruise through the kingdom’s cooling canals. $FANDEMON Illustration: Above the cooling hum, the fan club still carries. $FANDEMON

Illustration The imagined throne hall.

Every scene on court.tv is an illustration of an imagined kingdom, not a record of real events.

royal-address.sh

join the fan club

court@fandemon:~$ whoami

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court@fandemon:~$ cat the-royal-address

The royal address

court@fandemon:~$ ls ./markets

court@fandemon:~$ ./buy --ticker FANDEMON

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court@fandemon:~$ cat notice

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Unofficial — not affiliated with or endorsed by Jensen Huang.

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readme.txt

About this desktop

Fandemonium imagines Jensen Huang ruling a GPU kingdom in black leather, with a fan club that drowns out every cooling fan.

The kingdom, the court and the crown are an artistic premise. They are not a real title, office or endorsement. Every picture here is an illustration, not a photograph of a real event.

How to use it: drag a window by its title bar, or focus its triangle and press the arrow keys. The square maximises a window and the circle closes it. The minimap in the corner shows every window and where you are.

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